The Vampire Diaries + Fire

_{Klaus + being modest.}

mild-tranquility:

bleu:

waftage:

diaaaamond:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes

EXCUSE YOU I AM TALL AND I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE I THINK SO YOU CAN KINDLY SHUT YOUR FACES OK

what an asshole thing to say.

Glad to be short

[x]

the others…they’re not you.

Cordy Doctoring Angel

jeremylockwood:

Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler

#It was his grandfather’s tie #and now his heart is buried with it

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg